It’s been real
And it’s been fun
But this new policy is kind of bullshit, so I suppose I may or may not be back on here for a long while.
Byyyyeeee
My first time holding a sloth today 😭
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY
TURN ON THE SOUND
This is that guy that fed those deer snacks ohmygod hes out here living his best life
favourite Extra™ things darth vader has done, ranked
- killed a guy, then gave his job to the guy right next to him
- did a triple front-flip over a stream of lava, only to get most of his limbs cut off
- took on an entire army of rebels by himself, and when told he was surrounded, said “all i’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”. talk about edgy
- announced he was luke’s father, barely seconds after amputating his hand, then was disappointed that luke wanted nothing to do with him
- every entrance he makes he always has to be in a dark corner or surrounded by fog with his cape billowing perfectly behind him. how Does he do it
- made a terrible pun about choking, while choking a guy
-flown a tie fighter with the force just so he could stand atop it and look dramatic
what a guy
YUP. my favorite moment.
vader is still anakin
- built his evil lava castle on the exact spot Obi-Wan cut off all his limbs, probably mumbles ‘who has the high ground now, bitch’ while staring out it’s windows
Haven’t you seen the way this guy stands? It’s incredible.
BIG SITH 4U
HE EVEN PAINTS HIS R2 DROIDS GLOSS BLACK SO YOU’LL KNOW THEY’RE EVIL
The way his hands and wrists are it kinda looks like he’s riding a horse…
old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)
make me choose → @tiredtones asked Zuko or Azula
↳ “I know now that no one can give you your honor. It’s something you earn for yourself by choosing to do what’s right.”
In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN.
She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!
Congratulations!
okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.
I AM SOOOO PROUD 😢😢👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
i don’t trust male ob/gyn doctors
Excerpt from Eros Modestica, GENTLEMEN DON’T LOOK UP LADIES’ SKIRTS February 14, 2014
“The most searing indictment of male gynecology is the book by Dr. John M. Smith entitled Women and Doctors (The Atlantic Monthly Press, 1992). After spending nearly twenty-five years in gynecological training and clinical practice, Dr. Smith paints a dismal picture of the woman’s specialist. “Male gynecologists, like all men, go through the kind of ‘attitude setting’ that occurs in the proverbial locker rooms while they are growing into manhood.” Dr. Smith, whose practice was in Colorado Springs, says that “It is common and acceptable among practicing gynecologists to speak about their patients bodies, sexual behavior, or medical problems indiscriminately, in terms that are demeaning and reflect a lack of kindness and respect.” (p. 27) Becoming more explicit, he charges them with eroticizing the medical scene: “It is a rare male who is able to see women day in and day out, examine their bodies, hear details of their sex lives, and not only never have a lascivious thought or abuse that access but always remain clinical…” (p.29) He confesses that “I have had a colleague invite me to do an exam on one of his patients under the false guise of a consultation because ‘she has a body you won’t believe’.” “I have seen a physician walk out of an exam room and tell a hallway full of doctors and nurses about the disease his married patient had contracted as a result of an affair. I have seen more than one gynecologist walk into an operating room where another doctor’s patient was already asleep for surgery, lift up the sheet, admire the patient’s breasts, and continue his conversation without pause.” (p.27) Dr. Smith concludes dramatically: After twenty-four years of medical education and clinical gynecological experience, it is my opinion that males should not be gynecologists. The role properly belongs to women.” (p.29)